Nothing is more unattractive than a grown man who calls dinner “din din”

I’m sorry, but this guy just texted me asking what I was doing for “din din” and I borderline threw up in my mouth. It’s too bad because I actually liked him for a while but he is officially cut for what can only be described as gross misconduct.

Did he honestly type that out and think, “yes– This is the text I want to send to this girl”? I mean if this is his thought process on asking me to dinner, god knows what else he could have up his sleeve. Call me dramatic or whatever you want, but this is a major red flag that can’t be ignored. I can put up with a lot of things, but a grown ass dude using the term “din din” in a completely serious manner is probably one of the bigger turn offs I have ever encountered this soon into dating.

It was fun while it lasted.

Are they actually attractive or do they just sit within 100ft of your cubicle?

There’s this dude that sits across the office from me who slightly resembles Shia LaBeouf from the holes era. Lately I have been finding myself going to get coffee in that area just so he notices me.

I mean seriously if I saw this guy in public I wouldn’t give him a second glance, but being constantly surrounded by middle-aged men who have been working at this corporation for 25+ years has drastically altered my perception of reality. I have legitimately been treating this dude like he’s Ryan Gosling for the past couple of weeks and he is a 6 at best (I’m being incredibly generous with that score). I’m talking stuttering when he talks to me, the whole nine.

The other day he put his hand on my shoulder to let me know he was passing me in the coffee station (completely harmless) and I felt actual shivers throughout my body. Like, I went back to my desk and almost sent my girlfriends an “omg what does this mean” text. I quickly came to my senses and realized I was acting like a legitimate psychopath. What’s sadder than this is it was the most exciting thing that happened to me all day.

Hope everyone is surviving. (if you’re actually reading this?)